DUST Search - How DUST 514 Taught Me to Trust NO ONE

Funkmaster Whale wrote:

Here are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries":

They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions.
They will happily spawn on your uplink although they never actually drop their own.
If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots.
They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective.
They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR.
They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill.
They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts.
They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game.
If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible.
They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective.

There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day.

Feel free to add your own.


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Rorek IronBlood ZionTCD 760	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:03:00 - [1] - Quote Funkmaster Whale wrote: Here are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries": They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions. They will happily spawn on your uplink although they never actually drop their own. If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots. They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective. They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR. They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill. They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts. They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game. If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible. They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective. There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day. Feel free to add your own. Oh my... Just how young are you? "Welcome to the WORLD." - Ovan No, seriously this is nothing new, and Fail514 is not the first game to have these problems. This has been a problem since the introduction of team oriented gameplay such as "Capture The Flag", or even "Team Deathmatch." Let me use games from this generation as an example. Ever play Warhawk? What about MAG? Great games with horrible teamates. Steal that weapon pack you were about to nab? Check. Take off with that vehicle? Check, check. Get infront of you, and cockblock you from a kill? Should have seen coming. Check. I have been putting up with douchebaggery since the first days of games like Quake, and Unreal Tournament on the PC. It only gets worse with each passing generation. - Has a flashback of Warhawk zones?!?! - "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooo! Go away! Get out of my game, MarkjayW!" - MAG Domination flashback... - ".... Why my team no act like team, and help take/keep objective? WHY?!"